Dear MONDAY:

I dread you. Period. Nothing else to say but that. Why are you so slow? Not that you ever did anything to me, but do you know how hard it is to wake up. During June, July and August you are not a problem. But the rest of the 9 months, you piss me off. On SUNDAY people go to sleep really late, and you start of the first day of work/school. You annony me. If you can NO SCRATCH THAT you HAVE to somehow fix this problem that you made!!!

Love,
Alice =)